Today's random stupidity story...

[Pat Sharps Mullet]

Window cleaner killed by giant pencil.

[Rover the Top]

That's got to be one of the weirdest suicides ever.

[Rover the Top]

Wanna buy a ghost?*

*aka wanna get scammed?

[Rover the Top]

Millwall ST holder can't work out why he can't buy his own seat for their next match...

[Ethiaa]

Awh, bless im. He took it well though didn't he.

[Savory]

Millwall ST holder can't work out why he can't buy his own seat for their next match...

thats class that thread, you steal it from F365?

[mrblackbat]

Surely it's a wind up? Surely?

[rover-the-rainbow]

Millwall ST holder can't work out why he can't buy his own seat for their next match...

thats class that thread, you steal it from F365?

[Savory]

Bulger killer? maybe not...

harsh!

[Rover the Top]

Millwall ST holder can't work out why he can't buy his own seat for their next match...

thats class that thread, you steal it from F365?

Nope.

[Rover the Top]

Bulger killer? maybe not...

harsh!

Fixed the link for you.

Mob mentality goes beyond plain stupidity.

[Rover the Top]

Pakistani cricket.

[Gibbon]

Well that'll certainly encourage people to want to play for their national team.

[Rover the Top]

Pink Floyd have won a court case to stop EMI selling individual album tracks as downloads.

I put it here for EMI's attempted defence:

Elizabeth Jones QC, appearing for EMI, disagreed and said the word "record" in the band's contract "plainly applies to the physical thing - there is nothing to suggest it applies to online distribution".

That's not even trying to come up with an argument.

[Pat Sharps Mullet]

Man steals bag of poo.